WHO: Franglapan is a small independent Nation bent on taking over the world. Led by the prestigious Mango Fudgsicle, and with a total of four citizens, morale is high.
WHAT: A nation without a birthday, because no one bothered to remember when it began, Franglapan is not a member of the UN or recognized by any world power.
WHEN: Now.
WHY!?: The Franglapanese believe that the best way to solve the world's problems is with a worldwide democratic government. The Mango Fudgsicle will conquer the world, making the entire planet one giant dictatorship, and then begin a Fudgsiclanian election. You don't have to be 18 to vote.
HOW: Franglapan has no allies of any significant power. UMAT (we have no idea what that stands for; don't ask) claims to have a hand in every world government with a large army. Population: One. As far as we know.
We are also allied with Caketopia. As one would expect from such a name, Caketopia does not plan to do much once they are allied with the largest nation on the planet except maybe make cake. Population: At least two.
Finally, The Republic of Dave. Never led by anyone named Dave, The Republic is likely our strongest ally, claiming to have The Doctor, his TARDIS, and an army of cyberman. This claim is only slightly more credible than UMAT and their army. Population: Completely unknown.
Who We Are
Mango Fudgsicle
